Bit Bike (Mario Kart Wii)

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The fact that this vehicle is slow as molasses and light as a feather alone makes it a very strong contender for the worst vehicle in Mario Kart Wii.

The Bit Bike, also known as the Nano Bike in PAL Regions, is a small bike in Mario Kart Wii that is available from the start. It is infamous for not only being an outside drift bike, but also for being the slowest and second lightest vehicle in the game.

Stats

Stat Stat Value (/80)
Speed
25
Weight
18
Acceleration
59
Handling
67
Drift
40
Off-Road
56
Mini-Turbo
62
Total 327

Why This Bike Sucks

  1. It is the slowest vehicle in the game, meaning it struggles to keep up with other racers.
  2. It drifts outwards despite its average drift stat, making it awkward to control.
  3. On top of being slow as molasses, it is the second lightest vehicle in the game behind the Quacker, making it easy for heavy vehicles to push it around.

The Only Redeeming Quality

  1. It has the best handling stat in the game, as well as good acceleration, off-road, and mini-turbo.

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