Gordo (Kirby)

Gordo is an enemy from the Kirby franchise

Why He Sucks

To get the elephant out of the room, if the players touch him, they will hurt and deplete their health bar.
His appearance, while decent, looks dangerous since there are spikes on the top of his appearance.
Speaking of attacking, Kirby cannot inhale him, instead he will get hurt, due to his invulnerability.
When bosses such as Whispy Woods and Kracko use him, he drops him and hurts the player.
In Kirby Air Ride, touching him when racing or in Time Trial mode will slow the player down.
During Item Challenges in Return to Dream Land and Dream Collection Special Edition, and Dedede Drum Dash and its Deluxe version in Triple Deluxe, they act as obstacles to hurt the player by accident, causing the players to lose progress for the Platinum medal.
The said condition returns in 3D Rumble and Blowout Blast, as they harm the players by accident, which causes them to lose progress for a Platinum trophy.

The design looks decent though.
It is useful for Fighters, Fighters Deluxe, and Fighters 2 as the players can use them to hurt enemies for victory.
It is also useful in Smash Bros, as King Dedede uses them to hurt fighters after changing direction.