Polygon Man (PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale)

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Rivaled only by Master Hand (Super Smash Bros).


Polygon Man is Sony's scrapped mascot. He is the main antagonist and final boss of PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale. His fight is infamous for its qualities.

Why He Sucks

  1. All the fight is just attacking clones of various characters which makes this fight no different from the other fights in the story mode.
  2. Polygon Man's only attacks are slamming his body on the stage and turning into various stage hazards from the other stages.
  3. Polygon Man never shuts up.
  4. Due to the fact that characters can only be defeated by specials in this game, Polygon Man literally can't kill you.
  5. Not only can Polygon Man not kill you, his attacks only deplete your super meter which itself isn't hard to regain nor build up.
  6. With the fact that the super meter isn't hard to build up and the fact that Polygon Man can't kill you, this fight can go by in such a quick time.
  7. The only way to lose in this fight is if Polygon Man's clones build up their supers and use them on you.

Redeeming Qualities

  1. Good Music.
  2. The idea of having Sony's scrapped mascot being put as final boss was quite a neat idea despite being poorly executed.