Porky Statue Chase (Super Smash Bros. Brawl)

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The Porky Statue Chase is a segment in the story mode of Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Subspace Emissary. It is in the Ruined Zoo, however, it has its flaws.

Let's just say Lucas is in a mood of getting chased by Heavy Lobster after this.

Why It Sucks

  1. It is totally copied from Kirby Super Star and its remake, Kirby Super Star Ultra, where you get chased by Heavy Lobster in the Revenge of Meta Knight subgame, making it infamous.
  2. It is an OHKO if you hit it, unless if it is on Easy, however, it still sucks as it takes 30% of Lucas' HP.
  3. Also, no matter if it is on any difficulty, if it falls on Lucas it KOs him and sends him flying in no time.
  4. Primids will also appear and try to stop Lucas, and can even knock you into the Porky Statue.
  5. Wasted Potential: Lucas doesn't at all do anything to fight back the Porky Statue; he just runs away like a coward. Like, if he could fight back, you would have been able to skip this segment for good and fight the boss.
    1. Should we remind you that Lucas fought giant monsters in Mother 3?
  6. It is incredibly long, taking almost 5 minutes.
  7. It is an auto-scroller, meaning you cannot cheese it by just running and leaving Porky Statue behind as you just have to let the Porky statue catch up to you.
  8. It is so boring and just involves shoving a Porky Statue down Lucas' throat.
  9. To add insult to injury, it's the start of Lucas' Butt-Monkey treatment in the story mode.

The Only Redeeming Quality

  1. After you escape that disgrace to Kirby Super Star, and all this is over, Ness finally destroys that pathetic statue, and it is revealed to be the Porky boss fight.
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