User:JigglypuffGuy04/sandbox/Escort (Saints Row)

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Escort is an Activity in Saints Row, Saints Row 2, and Saints Row: The Third.

Why It Sucks

General

  1. The idea for the activity is generic and boring.
  2. The activity is rather frustrating and difficult to beat, especially on the harder difficulty.
  3. One of the most annoying things about the activity is trying to avoid the trucks that chase after you.
    • For some reason, they occasionally speed up to the point where they can catch up with you very easily and not slow down once

Normal

  1. One of the most annoying things is that the people who you drive with isn’t he car will occasionally make you do an offer (like kill someone for example), which causes the pleasure bar to not go up until you do that offer.
  2. You have to always pick and drop off one of the people who comes in the car with you, which is pretty tedious (but luckily, the footage trucks don't come after you when doing either of these things).

Tiger

  1. The concept for this version is rather ridiculous and questionable.
  2. The tiger is extremely annoying to deal with, it keeps hitting the player for no reason which causes him/her to lose control and to crash into something.

Redeeming Qualities

  1. Saints Row: The Third at least somewhat improved it a bit as the difficulty is made a little bit more easier than it was in the previous two games.
  2. A lot of the dialogue from the playable character in Tiger Escort of the activity is funny.
  3. Tiger Escort isn't as tedious as the normal version of Escort as you don't have to do offers for the tiger and nor do you have to drop them off at a random destination.