Zip Zip (Mario Kart Wii)

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This is basically the Phantom, but worse. Also, it has the worst name ever.

The Zip Zip, also known as the Rapide in PAL Regions, is an unlockable medium bike in Mario Kart Wii that can be unlocked by winning the 100cc Lightning Cup. This bike is infamous for being a worse version of the Phantom.

Stats

Stat Stat Value (/80)
Speed
41
Weight
35
Acceleration
45
Handling
51
Drift
29
Off-Road
62
Mini-Turbo
45
Total 308

Why This Bike Sucks

  1. The Zip Zip has the worst name for any vehicle in Mario Kart history, and it's ironic, considering it only has average speed.
    • In addition to the stupid name, this vehicle looks boring. It literally just looks like your average everyday bicycle.
  2. It has a poor drift stat tied with the Spear and Tiny Titan. This is made even worse by the fact that it's an outside drift vehicle.
    • Because of this, it has to rely on handling to make turns.
  3. It has an average speed stat, making it not that good for long straightaways and making it not very good competitively.
  4. Its weight is below average, making it somewhat easy for heavy vehicles to push the bike around.

The Only Redeeming Quality

  1. It has good handling and the third best off-road stat in the game.

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